Tue
Jul
29
34th Floor
Two gentlemen, whose job it is to wash the windows of our office building, just levitated by our window and scared the crap out of roughly 50 people by banging on the glass as hard as they could. They laughed, pointed at all of us desk-jockeys, and gave a celebratory high-five as they steadily continued to rise past our window, undoubtably preparing to pull their stunt for the 35th time today.
If I had that job, I don’t think banging on windows would ever get old.