Our sports coverage is getting increasingly more insane.
“Derek Jeter isn’t as much of a Baseball Player as a Unicorn. He’s like Superman or something, except when Superman gets too old to play Short Stop. But imagine the Justice League of America telling Superman he can join the Avengers if he doesn’t like the money they’re giving him? Superman has saved the Earth in every issue of every comic Superman has every been in for 1,000 years. Doesn’t the Earth owe him an Underpants Party by now?”
So good. Read the whole thing. Team Derek 4life.
